Your Prim and Proper Mother Struggles to Deliver a Very Important Message

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Tara Tainton - Your Prim and Proper Mother Struggles to Deliver a Very Important Message

Hi, honey... I'm glad we have a moment for... just a quick discussion. You see... this is very hard for me to... um... talk about. I... well, I've noticed - now that you're dating - that you seem to prefer... that you choose... well, that you go out with BAD GIRLS, girls with BAD reputations. Well, you see, that's not what... well, not at all... I didn't imagine you'd... honey, I want you to date shy, religious girls. Yes, I think that's most appropriate. For, I just don't see why you'd even rather... Oh... OH!!! Honey, I can't believe you just described that TO YOUR MOTHER! Oh, oh... oh... my ears are burning! No, no, okay, okay... well, honey, I think you should only be dating NICE girls, the kind that might... give you... a goodnight kiss... AT MOST. Do you understand? And then, if you find yourself... at the end of a date... *stressed* ...or something... I can, your mother can, take care of it. Do you understand? Would you like me to give you a sample? ...I'm so glad we could make this little deal together...

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