In my new season Toxic House Calls, I regularly visit my slaves to see how they are doing. Today I visit a particularly fat specimen. And because he is so fat, I confront him in the bathtub with his craving for food. His beloved chocolate kisses and puddings are fed to him in my way. Chocolate kiss for chocolate kiss he gets his mouth shut until he is finally covered from head to toe with vanilla and chocolate pudding. A particularly delicious titbit for all dirty and messy fans.