Ive decided that I am going to let you have a date tonight. Youve been cumming into your own hand for so long, youve almost forgotten what its like to cum with someone else. Of course, there is a catch tho (surprise! hahaha). Your date tonight is a paper plate. Youre going to write loser on it, and jerk off onto it. This is your girlfriend for the evening (and forever probably, if were being honest).